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Hey, So im Matt
Not alot to say really. I ride motorbikes, play guitar and spend the rest of the time insulting Harry. Lifes great.My favourite hobby at the mo is probably mini moto racing. Its awsome. Im still very much a novice, but practice makes perfect….

Im Laid Back-go with the flow, Lifes to short to be misserable, Always up for a laugh, why not? Enjoy life.
Dont get me wrong though, im here for my mates too, well for anyone really, why hold grudges?

So im your average teen then , i suppose, i drag myself out of bed in the mornings to do yet another bitter paper round under the watch of the morning birds, then comes the shower, i get dressed (always helps) and then most importantly the hair Hey presto! Your average teen is ready for another ‘endless’ day of unwarming school

Well, i cant put it much planer than that.

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I said i love mini moto’s. This one is a Polini Gp3 copy. It will do a good 55 to 60 miles per hour (bear in mind that it only comes up to my knee!)

I love Triumph Motorbikes to. They purely are the best motorbikes that you can buy, check their website if you dont beleive me! www.triumph.co.uk

I also said that i play guitar. I can play both electric and acoustic, so it just depends on what mood im in!
This is my beautiful Gould Electric!:

So my entries will probably be really random, but then again, im a random kind of guy. Always look on the brightside of life.

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Name: Matt Day
D.O.B: 20/06/91
Hair: Blond
Hair Style: Spikey/Messy
Music: Sum 41, Metalica, Razorlight, ACDC, Aerosmith, Blues Brothers, Guns ‘n’ Roses, Lost Prophets, Oasis….you get the idea!
Hobbies: Playin Guitar, Riding Motorbikes (off road/minimoto)
School: Lutterworth Grammar
Smoke: No
Drugs: No

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…Links…

www.myspace.com/mattymattmatt91
www.ebay.co.uk
www.teammod.co.uk

…Bike Links…

Pit Stop Moto’s
Fun Bikes
Internet Bike
Shop
Motorcycle News

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…Photos…

My GP3 Rep Minimoto

The Minimoto I learnt On

At The Honda Ron Haslam Race School

On My Dads Old Triumph 750

My Suzuki DR400

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…My Less Serious Side!…

An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: “You English folk eat the whole bread??”

Englishman (in a bad mood): “Of course.”

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In France, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain.” The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: “Do you eat jam with the bread??”

Englishman: “Of Course.”

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chukling).

“We don’t. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain.”

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: “Do you have sex in France?”

Frenchman: “Why of course we do”, he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?”

Frenchman: “We throw them away, of course.”

Englishman: “We don’t. In Britain, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into
bubble-gum and sell them to France.”

A dustman knocks on a japanese blokes door. The door opens and the jap says “harro!”
The dustman replies, “wheres ur bin?”
” i bin on the loo” says the jap
“no mate, wheres u dust bin?”
“i dust bin on the loo, i told you!” said the jap
“Mate! where is ur wheelie bin?”
“ho k i wheelie bin having a wank!”

A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when i roar the whole forest trembles. The lion says when i roar the whole jungle shakes with fear. The chicken then says all i have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!

As from the 9th December